Review

Guns, Gore and Cannoli Review

Platforms: PC/Mac, Steam (Summer: PS4, XboxOne, WiiU) | Developer: Crazy Monkey Studios/Claeys Brothers Studios | Publisher: Crazy Monkey Studios | ESRB: T | Controls: Keyboard/Gamepad

Note, we received and played through our copy of Guns, Gore and Cannoli in very early April, but were asked to hold the review until release. The game may have changed in that time, so treat our review as that of a beta.

I’m going to make you an offer you may not be able to refuse… I’m going to give you gangsters, guns and gore. Then I’m going to give you zombies, and I’m gonna put ’em together.

“Welcome to Thugtown circa 1920, the height of Prohibition. “

Guns, Gore and Cannoli is the genre mash-up that you never knew you wanted, featuring 20’s style gangsters and zombies. The game comes our way from Crazy Monkey and Claeys Brothers Studios. Taking place in Prohibition-era 1920s, GGC is situated in the fictional city of Thugtown. It uses classic, if somewhat limited, arcade-style platformer/shooter gameplay to tell it’s story in a simplistic comic-book-like presentation. The title features, as you may have guessed, guns, gore and cannoli, with a healthy does of zombies.

Our story opens on main protagonist, Vinnie Cannoli, who also serves as our narrator. He’s relaxing below deck, recounting the story of how he came to be on this ship headed for the harbor in Thugtown. As an enforcer for the mob, Vinnie is occasionally called upon for the odd job. Mr. Belluccio, a mob boss with more than a passing resemblance to Don Corleone from the Godfather, has sent him on this trip to collect a guy named Frankie. This wiseguy will be the main target for the duration of your time with the game.

Reports out of Thugtown suggest a violent uprising of rioters and a loss of control by the police. Still, Cannoli makes the slow trip into the harbor. The ships communications let him know that all is not well as the crew above deck are quickly overrun by “rioters”. The game wastes no time, jumping right into the action. Vinnie starts by kicking the door to his cabin down. The kick is essential for breaking down doors and windows and creating distance from zombies that get too close.

He then faces his first zombies, the standard, shambling kind. Within a minute or two, all of the main gameplay elements of an arcade-style action platformer are on display. Exploding barrels can help conserve ammo and clear out zombies. A standard pistol is your base weapon, with unlimited ammo. You’ll quickly pick up a shotugn, a quicker kill, but a much slower reload time and lower clip capacity. Soon the standard zombie is joined by runners, which can quickly close the distance and swarm Vinnie.

The game continues on like this, in a standard progression. Various firearms have differing speeds and capacities, and each usually has a specific strength against individual zombies types which increase in number as the game rolls on. All the while Vinnie cracks wise like a caricature of a gangster. Which is a reminder that, Vinnie’s goal here is to complete a job for a mob boss. So expect to see human enemies as well. Rival gangsters, police, and even the military are spread out across Thugtown, just hoping to make sure that Vinnie Cannoli sleeps with the fish… err zombies.

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It’s all setup in sort of a B-movie kind of way. The graphics are a nice mix of cartoon and comic, giving off the feel of a high quality flash game, but it seems a bit muddy to me. A sharper presentation mixed with some dynamic lighting would have made the style pop out more. Still, the design is consistent from area to area and nothing feels out of place.

The gameplay doesn’t share the same consistency as the design choices do however. Whether by choice or necessity, there are some mechanics that are head-scratchers. For starters, Vinnie has no ability to shoot above him, or at the angles. This probably helps to prolong what is a fairly short game on standard difficulty, but it doesn’t make sense for a modern game in this style to not feature a wider range of shooting.

The game also seems to have some quirks with regards to depth. Moving into a doorway is easy enough, but try walking up or down a staircase a few times and you’re bound to get frustrated. Often times I found Vinnie continuing in a straight line on a top plane, rather than walking down the stairs I wanted to descend. Similarly, you’ll want to jump up stairs, rather attempt the walk up most of the time.

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I also found it quite easy to get semi stun-locked by swarming zombies, but that may just be a result of how I was playing the game. I found the zombie runners and football players to be the most difficult to deal with for that reason. Vinnie’s short jump distance and height make it difficult to get away once surrounded, but I guess that fairly standard in zombie-lore… don’t get caught by a horde.

The minimalism found in the variety and design extends to the music and sound work. All of the voice acting is of the cartoony, Italian-American caricature style, which I have no real problem with in cutscenes. Vinnie’s fairly cliche one-liners get very repetitive when matched with levels that feature a dearth of music. When presented, the tunes are appropriately old-timey, but there is not enough in the game, leaving the background aurally sparse.

I know it was you, Vinnie. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

The length of your time spent with GGC will largely depend on play-style and difficulty selection. I found it to be just long enough that I was fine with the game being fairly short, as after awhile, any variety that was introduced was more of an iteration than a revelation. It’s hard not to find myself disappointed with the game. It’s not a bad experience by any stretch of the means, I guess I just expected more from the concept.

Only Single Player is, of course, focused on the single player experience. However, I suggest if you are picking this game up at its $9.99 price, that you do so with a friend, as co-op for up to four players is available. Playing with some friends, and at a higher difficulty level, may provide you with a better experience. Guns, Gore and Cannoli blends two interesting genres together and does so well from a design stand-point. However, some key functionality seems to be missing — lack of depth, and design quirks keep it from being a really good game. I would love to see this idea polished and refined into something with the quality of say a Metal Slug game.

The story is fairly simplistic, but you get a dose of gangster warring factions and double-crosses to go with your standard zombie apocalypse flavor. There probably isn’t anything to bring you back to the game after completing it, unless you’d really like to finish on the higher difficulty levels. In short, I know it was you Vinnie, your broke my heart.

Guns, Gore and Cannoli was provided to OnlySP for review from the developer.

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